Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Returning to An Old Habit




         If you were looking for some sort of confessional, you had better move on. I just have rediscovered an old habit and have really enjoyed falling back into it again and wanted to clue you in; the faithful lot here at the Darkroom. To make a short story a tad bit shorter, I'll cut to the chase and just shoot you straight: I have started carrying a pocket knife again. I took a hiatus; pretty close to a decade hiatus. I quit for a reason, but now I can't quite remember why I really stopped. I guess I thought carrying a small pocket knife was for a certain type of person and I wasn't going to be that type, but that was also when I thought I knew a few things. Now I would pick the habit back up for a hiking or canoe trip, but then put it back up once the adventure was over. No, not a Bowie knife or some crazy switchblade straight out of Harlem or Compton. Just a simple one function knife. I know they sell those behemoths that have something like 73 functions, but I've never used all of them. I'm a pretty simple guy and a simple knife fits all my needs. I just found myself running into at least one situation every day where I'd think to myself that I wish I had a knife and one day I finally pulled out the drawer of my bedside table and found the little knife and put it in my pocket as I headed to work.

       The knife isn't fancy either. It's just one of the base models that Kershaw puts out. I like Kershaw knives. They're an American company and even go as far as to make a few of their knives in America. There are several great knife companies out there right now and I own a few of their products that I've gathered over the years, but over the last several years, I've really felt the need to support American companies that are bringing work back here. It's a risk and they should be rewarded. Kershaw is one of those companies and I've been a big fan of their knives since I bought my first one over the Wal-Mart counter in Ft. Payne, Alabama in 2004. The model I'm carrying now isn't that knife, but one I purchased back in 2006. It isn't made in America. Maybe, I'll move up to that one, but we're taking things slower these days.

     And the knife is special. It was the knife I gave to all my groomsmen the night before I married my Sweet Melissa. That is a nice thought to have as I feel it in my pocket and use it throughout the day. I guess that's how knives are for me when I really get to thinking about them. Maybe that's part of why I'm so glad about stumbling into carrying one again. My granddad carried a knife. I've got a few of his old ones. I'll never carry them, but I look at them from time to time. It is odd thing to hold an item that you remember someone who has passed away using. It is as if you get to jolt yourself back for a small moment. My dad carries a small knife and I believe his father does as well. It's a nice thing to follow in the line of something like that. It makes me feel as if my meager actions in that quiet time before the sun rises as I approach my day are no longer just a routine, but rather a ritual and the hands I stuff the knife into my pocket with are the hands of my father's and his father's and the actions are those of the men who've come before me who also sat in that brief time when all thoughts are calm and the sun is making its slow rise and the dew is laying softly and all the day is spread before you and you leave knowing that today is the day to make it count.




Happy reading,

    DAVID

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Happy Belated President's Day

       I know I'm exactly 9 days past when this post should have gone out, but I make no excuses. Life is life. You live it too. Thanks for taking part of your busy daily routine to check my blog. Updating it just may be one of the things I look forward to doing all the time. I just wish I had more time to do so. I got this picture from an email from Public Bikes. They have a great site about bike design, commuting, city design, and just plain having fun on two wheels. Well, Happy Super-Late President's Day. I know we haven't had a good one in quite a long time, but try to pray for them instead of complain. God is listening and in control. 

DAVID

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of riding a bike.
~ John F. Kennedy


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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Sabbath Morning Breakfast Ride


“A world without a Sabbath would be like a man without a smile, like summer without flowers, and like a homestead without a garden. It is the most joyous day of the week.” 
― Henry Ward Beecher


The rig of glory 

        Ever since Ford turned one and was old enough to ride the bike with me, one of my favorite rides is our Sunday morning rides to get some breakfast. I've dubbed the ride, "The Sabbath Morning Breakfast Ride", and I look forward to it all week. I wish we got to go every Sunday, but sometimes it just doesn't work out and I always wish that we'd somehow pulled it off no matter the reason. I love the ride so much because Sunday in Macon is what I imagine it is like to ride a bike in places where the car is only a type of transportation used, not the main mode. And Macon may be a town with a population of around a 100K, but on Sunday mornings, it feels like a very small town. It always feels as if you have the town to yourself and the only cars you pass are the kind people trying to get to that 9:30 Baptist Sunday School class. They don't honk at you or scream at you for having the audacity to ride a bike on their rode. They wave and move on and you do too. It is almost the only time you feel as if you are actually sharing the road. It is just plain nice and I'll even go as far as saying it is pleasant. 

   On weekend mornings, I'll wake up early, go get Ford, who is already awake and is the reason why I woke up, put on some coffee, change clothes, change Fordy's clothes, grab a few necessary things, and head out the door. I love taking care of Ford on the weekend mornings because the other five mornings of the week are days where I still get up early, but then I have to leave for work instead of staying with Mel and Ford. And if you have small children, you know that those early morning hours are very special and sweet times. Little Ford is very snuggly and cuddly on most mornings and it is so nice to get to have a slow morning and not to have to rush off to work. No, I'm not ignoring the fact that it is early, or that there are diapers to change, mouths to feed, mountains of laundry to do, or that many times Ford is alternating between crying and begging for the food that I'm trying to make for him, but my time with Ford is limited and I don't want to miss more than I already have to. That is all I'm really trying to say. I'll say the rest in a few words and several pictures.  


Why so sad, little Ferdie? I dress this guy as quickly and as warm as possible and then we're off. He normally looks a little more happy, but this pic was taken just a few seconds after we had to get little FH to understand that telling daddy, "no", is really not an option. 


We go several places, but our favorite place to come is Jittery Joe's. We've hit the "Buck's" and we've hit the Waffle House, but Jittery's is our best place and we've been coming here for the past year. It is a little over three and a half miles from our house, but it is a good little ride and I really enjoy pointing things out to FH and now FH points out things to me and we make animal noises, sing, and make crazy noises when we ride under bridges because they echo. Jittery Joe's is in Mercer Village. A place that I wish would have existed when I was a wee college student. 


This is a bike rack. Mercer is working with several non-profits that have the main goal of revitalizing Macon. I'm pretty sure Macon would not be where its at without MU making it a better place. And one of the initiatives that they've been working on is making Macon and especially what they call the, "The College Hill Corridor", a place that is bike and pedestrian friendly. They want to do this because places where people bike and walk are more healthy and places where people really support local businesses; two very good things for any community. Car transportation often leads to businesses leaving a town. These racks and slowly appearing bike lanes are two ways that Mercer is trying to get bikes into their "Corridor". They also do this really neat bike share program where you rent a bike for something like $40 a year. 


The sign for our current Breakfast Mecca. Although, I miss our beloved Joshua's Cup of days gone by and do wish I could have taken Ford there more than once. Jittery's offers a nice alternative. And on Sunday mornings FH and I usually have the place to ourselves or pretty close to it. There may be a few college kids there pretending to study (aka: looking at Facebook or Instagram) or one lone med or law student actually studying, but usually it is just us and we go crazy. And if there are people there, I feel like I'm a living PSA announcement for the college kids there. 


The menu at the Joe's. Who doesn't love a chalkboard menu.? They change it. They add little clever items and funny doodles. It is a great little menu and they seem to have something for coffee lovers and haters alike. And the prices are pretty reasonable. 


The display case that FH has titled the, "Yummmm!, Yummy!, Yummmm!" case. We always order the same way each time. I get two cinnamon apple scones for FH & me, a cup of water, and a cup of regular coffee with room (lots of it) for half and half. It sets us back about $6 or so dollars, but to me it is money well spent. The other baked goods are just that good, but scones are where we pitch our taste bud tent. They are big enough to just need one and FH likes them the best. When he was much younger, he shared one with me, but he has quickly grown up to eating almost a whole one himself. Most Sunday's, we order two of their great (and big) breakfast sandwiches to go and Mel, FH, and I eat on those as we get ready for church. Our church starts at 11:15 and that is a huge blessing. And to be honest, if it were earlier, I'm afraid we'd just not make it most days. Yes, we love God. Yes, we think it is so important to not forsake the community of believers, but we also have a 21 month old who wakes up early and by the time it is time for Sunday School/Church, is already needing to lay down for his first nap and if he misses that will usually not make his afternoon nap and if FH misses both naps, he usually won't go to sleep till 11 or 12 pm no matter what "putting to a child to sleep" method you proclaim to use. 

What would an independent coffee shop be without a hint or more of nerdiness, smugness, and that oh' so easy to do jab and "The Establishment" that Starbucks is in the land of coffee houses? FH wishes that would lose the nerdiness and just draw animal shapes; especially spiders, snakes, and elephants. 


The Sunday morning selfie. 


Sometimes, you just need the big cup of water. 


The Sunday morning breakfast meal du jour. 


The very delicious and edible cinnamon apple scone. We get it warmed up so it is soft to eat. FH is glad they have started giving us two forks. You get more of the scone when you control the input. He gets that part of economics. 


Most mornings there just isn't time to both talk and eat, so we just eat first and then point at things. 


The Jittery Joe's Breakfast Club. Move over Emilio and Judd, FH and I are here to stay. 


Maybe this is how most of the people who know me feel. I have talked them into doing something that they really don't want to do and then are caught in the middle of it and really wish there was some way to rewind the moment and begin again by telling me that they're afraid that they just can't make it to....I love the breakfast ride, but from the looks of it FH wishes that things were different. I promise that he does like it or at least the riding part. He's only a ham sometimes in front of the camera. Or maybe, he's like me and wishes that the bike ride home didn't always feel so short. 


   As you already know, I love riding with FH on the bike. Each time is a great and happy time for me. Each ride is special to me. I hope when he is older he will remember our rides. I hope we will get to ride together for a very long time. I always love the Sabbath. It is my favorite day. I can't wait till FH gets older and we can really start establishing some Sabbath day traditions. We've already started a few and they are great. 


Happy reading and even happier riding,

   DAVID







Friday, January 31, 2014

Snow in the Sink and Some Other Creative Titles



   So, you're bored...we get that. It's snowing and literally below freezing outside and there's not that much to do inside. And the shaman (aka weatherman) says it's here to stay! Well, there is a lot to do, except you've got yourself a toddler, so doing much of anything is out of the question. We get that too. We're right in that special spot with you. And you've got that feeling that hits you between the eyes when your spouse leaves you at the table with the in-laws and everything has already been talked about and they ask about work again, or your boss makes a joke about something controversial, or you decide to eat a dairy product before you hit the hay forgetting how costly that was last time. We've been there too. And we know you've watched so much Curious George that you're starting to think that the Man in the Yellow Hat must be a trust fund baby and that there seems to be more going between him that lady scientist that he is telling little George and that Dr. Pizza may be a smart guy, but not exactly doing science on what most people call the up and up. And we know probably you're looking online for jobs on the island of Sodor because you can be vain AND cheeky and still be considered useful, fun, and lovable too. We know because we are too. So...it is time for a plan of action and we've got one for you. It's fairly easy and we'll outline all the necessary steps in order to make it a success. And remember to make mental notes of anything funny or anecdotal that happens and file it away in the file you have to return to when your spouse leaves you at the table with their boss and co-workers to use the facilities and the conversation has come to a standstill. Well, here we go:

Step One: Find Several Good Snow Sources.





Step 2: Locate Meddling Toddler.



Step 3: Stick Meddling Toddler In Front Of A TV So Close And Tell Him The Engines Have Something Special To Tell Him, But He Has To Be Close To Hear It. 



Step 4: Round Up A "Snow Gathering Apparatus & Container". 


Step 5: Fill Container Full & Empty It. 


Step 6: Wear Weather Appropriate Footwear. 


Step 7: Find Larger Container.


Step 8: Fill It Quickly While Repeatedly Checking On Meddling Toddler Who Is No Longer Watching Engines, But Rather Crying At The Front Door. 


Step 9: Empty Container Into Sink. Make Sure Sink Is Surrounded By Dirty Dishes. 



Step 10: Locate And Set Up OSHA Approved Staging Area. Allow Meddling Toddler To Climb Unsupervised. 


Step 11: Get Your Favorite Pandora Station Dialed In And Make Sure Meddling Toddler Dances To The Music. 




Step 12: Pour Yourself A Tall Cup Of Highly Caffeinated Coffee. 


Step 13: Explain To Confused And Meddling Toddler How Fun It Is All Going To Be. Make Sure He Is Surrounded By #3 Days Worth Of "Snow Days" Dishes.  


Step 14: Place Meddling Toddler Onto The Ladder Just High Enough To Make His Mother Whence. Face Him Towards The Snow. 



Step 15: Give Him A Multitude Of Cooking Utensils To Play With. 



Step 16: Prepare For Quick And Abundant Avalanches Of Quickly Melting Snow. 



Step 17: Pour Yourself A Tall, Cold Glass of Apple Cider. 


Step 18: Monitor Meddling Toddler's Hand And Measure Their Redness. 



Step 19: Add Cups, Cars, Tractors, And Other Toys To Increase Longevity Of "Snow In The Sink" Time. 





Step 20: Use Your Surroundings To Heighten Level Of Enjoyment With Snow.


Step 21: Blame Melting Snow On Global Warming And Pretend To Be As Angry As Al Gore. Maybe Blame An SUV Or A Republican Or Both. "W" Always Seems To Be Enough. 


Step 21: Move Onto Next Activity Unit When Meddling Toddler Moves Away From Snow And Onto Driving Supped Up Bulldozer On The Back Of Chair. 






Happy reading and even happier fact that I just got to spend three full days with my sweet Mel and my sweet boy and not at work,

   DAVID